Privacy Policy

Last updated: October 13, 2024

Information We Collect

We collect various types of information to make our Service as fabulous as possible. This includes:

• Your name, email, and any other details you voluntarily give us because you trust us (or maybe you just forgot to read the fine print).
• Your device information, and your dog's vasectomy date.
• Your browsing behavior. (not really, would be funny tho)

How We Use Your Information

We use your data in ways that make our Service better and more user-friendly, like:

• Improving our Service, because we don’t want to be the tech equivalent of a potato.
• Communicating with you, which is our way of saying, “Hey, we care!” (or maybe just trying to sell you something).
• Conducting analytics, because we love crunching numbers more than a mathlete on caffeine.

Sharing Your Information

We promise not to sell your information to the highest bidder (i might be lying, contact me anyway). However, we might share your data with:

• Business partners for legitimate business purposes, because teamwork makes the dream work!
• Third-party service providers who help us keep the lights on.
• Law enforcement, if they ask nicely.

Data Security

We employ all the cool security measures to protect your data. We’ve got firewalls, encryption, and a team of highly trained squirrels to keep your information safe. But remember, no system is foolproof—if someone really wants your data, they might just try to bribe the squirrels!

Your Rights

Did you know that you have rights regarding your data? The Constitution says you do, and so do we. You can:

• Access your information because, let’s be honest, you should know what we’re hoarding.
• Delete your information. (you might have to fill out a form or two—sorry)
• Request corrections to your data.
• Remain silent.

Changes to This Privacy Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time, usually when we feel like it or when laws change. We’ll let you know about significant changes by sending an email or just putting up a notice on our website. If you keep using our Service, we’ll assume you’re okay with the changes (or you’re just dyslexic).

Contact Us

If you have any questions, concerns, or just want to share a funny cat meme, feel free to reach out to us at khairihammami@outlook.com. We promise to respond (no we won't).

Thanks for trusting us with your information, and remember: We’re all in this together, except when we’re not! Enjoy your experience with us!